Christmas Hold'Em
I saw a poker-themed stocking for sale at our local Menard's this year. If you are so addicted to poker/gambling that you buy (or your family buys you) a stocking to showcase your "passion", the true meaning of Christmas has completely eluded you.
It's one thing to have secular Christmas characters like Rudolph displayed on a stocking, but the American market has reached a new low exploiting the Christmas holiday when we sell stockings adorned with clubs, spades, diamonds and hearts.
Shameful.